"Are you sure she's all right?"

Bashir nodded. "Positive."

"Can I go now?"

Bashir nodded again. "Absolutely."

"I'm not so sure..."

"Odo, Kira is fine. She just ... passed out, that's all."

"But is it going to keep happening?"

"Damn, I sure hope so!" Kira declared.

"I don't know. Er... if you could give me more detail about what exactly you're doing when she passes out..."

"Never mind." Odo scowled.

"I'll be all right, Julian." Kira smiled at the doctor, then looked over to her new changeling lover and the smile began to smolder. Bashir could have sworn Odo's ears were smoking.

They both exited the Infirmary, barely able to keep their hands off each other.

"We should all be so lucky." Bashir said glumly. He hadn't had sex in weeks. Well, not counting his well- used hands. And Kukalaka. And that one holographic bimbo that Vic Fontaine had introduced him to. And *she* had had a crush on Odo, too. She'd kept asking him about Odo and if Julian knew how to play the piano that good, too. Bashir sighed. He needed a fucking drink.

"Nurse. I'm going to Quark's. I don't wish to be disturbed unless someone is dying. And only if that someone is a good friend."

Odo's two cock's thrust in and out of Kira's openings. She strained and squirmed and squealed and generally gave every indication that she was having the time of her life. Meanwhile he stopped playing tonsil hockey with her and moved his mouth to put his tongue in her ear. She seemed to like that he'd noticed, especially when he nibbled her lobes. Now that he could really do her, he found out that she was hot for anything he wanted to do. He wasn't sure, but he had the impression Bareil and Shakaar had been lousy lays. Of course, Kira moaning that as she'd stretched and woken up from the first time she passed out had given him the hint.

Now she wrapped her ankles damn near around his ears, and grabbed at his ass cheeks. He'd thought only *he* could do something like *that*.

"Oh! Oh! OH!"

"Nerys..." He nibbled at her neck, felt her clench tight around his dual pricks.

"OOOOODDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And then she relaxed ... completely.

"oooohhhh......"

...

"Nerys?"

...

"Nerys?" -sigh- "Odo to Dr. Bashir."

"Dammit I said I dint wanna be interrukted unless someones dyin'!"

"I'm sorry. I didn't know. Kira's unconscious again."

"Who?"

"The Major, doctor. She's lost consciousness again."

"Is this Odo?"

"Yes."

"You fuckin' lucky bastard."

"Excuse me?"

"S'allright. Never mine. Is she breathing?"

"Yes."

"Then doan worry 'bout it."

"But doctor, is there any way to stop this? It's very disturbing."

"Hah!"

"Excuse me?"

"Never mine... lissen, you in her quarters er yurz?"

"Mine."

"All rightee. Jus' hang tight. Good old Doc Julian will be right over."

"You're drunk."

"And yer naked. Who cares?" Bashir tripped his way into the bedroom, took in the site of Kira stretched out naked, too, arms and legs spread wide and a huge smile on her face, still unconscious. He blinked, turned to Odo, got dizzy and fell flat on his face. He didn't get up.

Odo frowned. He checked but the doctor was breathing. He had just passed out. He briefly toyed with the idea of calling his deputies and having them drag him out and to a holding cell, then thought better of it. He'd be all right. Synthehol never left anyone hungover.

He picked Bashir up and lay him down on the floor in the living room. He got a blanket from the replicator and threw it over Bashir. Then he went back to the bedroom, got under the blankets with Kira and waited. If things went as they usually did, she would wake up after a few moments, murmuring lazily about being incredibly stupid for WAY too long and Bajoran men being crappy lays. Not that Odo listened.

When Bashir started snoring Odo sighed and stretched one of his arms out to his living room and slapped him to make him stop. It finally got quiet in the cabin. Odo pulled his arm back and noticed Kira was now sleeping. He nodded, relieved, and let his shape go. He needed a nice long regeneration period.

Bashir smiled dreamily and woke up slowly from his dream of Leeta giving him the best blow job of his life.

He found his hand inside his pants, rubbing his swollen cock. He sighed and wondered why a huge spider was perched over him.

"Ahh!"

Julian's heart slowly calmed down as he realized it wasn't a spider but the huge sculpture in Odo's living room. He yanked his hand from his cock and looked around.

What was he doing in Odo's living room?

"OOOOOhhhhhh...."

And what was that noise?

"Odo... Odo... Odo... OOOOOOOOOODDDDDoooooo... oh, ODO!"

Mmmm... it sounded like Kira was enjoying the fuck of her life. Again.

"Oh, Nerys!" And so was Odo. Lucky bastard.

"Odo!"

"Nerys!"

"ODO!"

"NERYS!"

Julian's hand crept back to his cock and he dragged himself to his knees and crawled to the bedroom doorway. He was a doctor. He had a duty to check on a possible medical emergency. This sounded like it might be one. At least that's what he told himself, as he adjusted his erection and began to rub his balls. He peaked into the room. His eyes got wide as plates.

Kira's head was thrown back in absolute ecstacy. Odo was on top of her, arms and legs holding him up - *other* arms and hands touching her everywhere. Three cocks were sliding in and out of her, one in her pussy, the other in her rectum and one tiny one going in and out of her belly button.

Then there was the three mouths ... besides Odo's regular mouth that was sucking at Kira's neck. Two more were sucking on her nipples and another seemed to be latched onto her hugely swollen clit.

"OOOOOOOHHHHH!!"
"Nerys....."

"Shit." Julian's hand drifted away from his deflating cock. "That woman is ruined for good."

He frowned and remembered the Idanian spy woman Odo had fucked on the station last year. He shook his head. Another woman ruined for good. He shook his head sadly and wondered why Lwaxana hadn't killed herself after leaving Odo the super- shlong. Shit, *he* would!

Wait, hadn't that one cafe-owner? No... she took up with someone else.

"Julian!"

"Julian?" Odo frowned, looking down at Nerys, still thrusting vigorously. Was this some kind of kinky thing?

Kira was looking right at him, Bashir realized with a horrified start. "Dammit, Odo - Julian!" she slapped Odo's back.

"Well, all right." Odo shrugged and as Bashir watched, changed to look like ... like *him*.

"Hey!" Bashir stood at the doorway, suddenly outraged. "My cock is not that small!"

At this Odo finally stopped and noticed Bashir. He frowned. "Wanna bet?" He asked, which was funny since Odo's voice came out of his own face.

"I..." Julian looked down, grew very red as Kira started laughing.

"He's got you there, Julian." She squealed and Bashir's angry blush got darker. He put a hand over himself, got even angrier as he realized one hand was enough.

"Oh, fuck you both." He pouted.

"Mmm. That sounds like fun." Kira's laughing eyes twinkled.

Odo was just waiting to see when he could get back to the fucking. He'd gone without for ... maybe six hours, and he didn't care who he fucked so long as he got back to it and soon.

"Well..." Actually this sounded like a good offer to Bashir. He hadn't had sex in a long time. And he hadn't had a threesome since Leeta let him bring Kukalaka to bed.

"We're waiting, doctor." Odo growled, all three cocks still hard and ready above Kira.

Julian looked down at himself and shrugged. _If you can't beat-off, join 'em._

He pulled his clothes off and headed for the bed. "All right so... what do I--?"

Before he could finish his question, a tentacle from somewhere on Odo's body swept him into the fray, between Odo and Kira.

He found himself being grabbed by Kira, too, who slid him on home. "Err..."

Then he felt a very large, pulsing cock sliding on in and a very warm naked changeling pushed up against his back. His eyes widened, but Kira's tongue was busy licking each of his tonsils. Besides, he decided, he was finally fucking. And being fucked!

It felt kind of nice actually.

Kira let go of his mouth to kiss Odo over his shoulder. He decided to close his eyes and go with the flow.

"How is he my darling?"

"Nothing like you."

? Julian frowned. "Um-- are you two going to be talking?"

"Does he do *this*, my tulip?"

Julian felt a bit of changeling slide between them and start sucking on both of Kira's tits at once. Before he could complain, two more little mouths began sucking on his own hard nipples.

"Ahhh...."

"And does he do *this*?" Odo murmured in Kira's ear, another bit of changeling sliding between them lower down and sucking on her fat clit. As Julian waited for Kira's answer, that bit of changeling began sucking on his balls.

"Ahhh..."

"No, he doesn't, my liquid lover... ohhhh ODDDDOOOO!"

Bashir felt the same way, but didn't want to interrupt their conversation. It didn't seem polite.

"He's not soft like you, either, my dumpling." Odo muttered, licking at Kira's ear and thrusting harder into Bashir as his various mouths sucked harder at the various appendages they were attached to.

"And he's got a small dick." Kira agreed, gasping and arching beneath them.

Bashir wished they'd shut up so he could enjoy the incredible fucking he was getting.

"It's not really small, my dove. Earth men are about that size."

"Poor bastards."

_Yada, yada, yada..._ Bashir finally gave up and droned out the rest of what they said and gave himself up to the hard thrusts and sucking mouth Odo was using on him.

Much, much too soon Julian felt the come blasting out of his swollen balls. He jerked and spasmed between the two coiled lovers, but they didn't stop. He was still being fucked.

"And he came too soon, too."

"How inconsiderate."

Julian's dick slid out but one of Odo's took it's place. He wondered how he could get out from between them now. He wondered if the two would ever stop exchanging comparisons. "Ummm. Odo?"

"He talks an awful lot too, doesn't he, my angel?" Kira moaned, her tits arching into Odo's sucking mouths. Bashir winced as he felt tiny little teeth start to nibble on his nipples.

"Odo?"

"I guess he needs something to occupy his mouth."

Before Julian could protest a big thick cock suddenly slid on inside his open mouth. He was getting reamed from both ends! And that mouth was *still* sucking on his balls. He didn't think it would stop. He wasn't sure he wanted it, too, either.

"You know, sweetheart - I didn't pass out this time."

"I'll have to work on that."

Odo and Kira kept yapping. Yada, yada, yada...

Bashir sighed. At least he got a good fucking in.

_Threesomes just aren't what they used to be._

THE END