Come Again, Cardassian? 
Title:  Come Again, Cardassian?
Author:  Cameron Burnell (camster@rock.com)
Series:  DS9/VOY - Garak/Paris...someone else we know and love
Rating:  NC-17, graphic m/m (and m/m/m!) sex, domme/sub
Hi!  This story belongs to me, but I've nicely borrowed from
Paramount's lovely selection of wicked and wonderful boy
toys.  They never do anything this interesting, but I bet they
think about it!  Anyway, I don't want to hear from any of
them about what I do their pitifully underused characters in
this story.
Okay, this one goes out to my favorite Garak-mistress, Sophie Massé,
who begged me for something new and different.  Is this okay, Sophie
dear?  ;)  And I'm sorry about the recycled title, but at least this
time it's in the story! :-))
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Come Again, Cardassian?
by Cameron Burnell
"I beg your pardon?"
"I said," Tom Paris repeated between grit, 
pearly-white teeth, "that I need you to fix my
fucking uniform."
He was peeved.  Hell, he was pissed!  Here 
he was, trying to spend his last few hours of
leave before shipping out with Captain Kate 
and her crew and he'd torn his best uniform
pants in the second worst possible place.  He 
needed to get them fixed.  Unfortunately, the
only place on Deep Space Nine was a Cardassian 
run tailor's shop.  The Cardassian in question 
was staring at him with surprisingly blue eyes.
More gray than blue, but they were still surpris-
ingly gentle.  He'd seen a few Cardassians during 
his time in Chakotay's rebel Maquis band and this 
one didn't look anything like those.  This one seemed 
sympathetic and even friendly.
"Of course, sir, if you'd step right back here into my 
fitting room."  He waved a hand to a curtained area 
and Tom edged there, trying to keep his hind-end from 
showing through the big hole in the back.  He finally got 
behind the heavy curtains and breathed a sigh of relief.
"All right, sir, if you'd be so kind as to give me your 
trousers....?"
Tom looked at the Cardassian for a moment, then 
pointedly took his palm phaser from it's place in his 
secret hip pocket and held it with his teeth as he 
removed his trousers.  He gave them to the tailor and 
took his phaser back in hand.
For some reason, the Cardassian seemed a bit stunned, 
staring at him.  If he was a tailor, wouldn't he have seen 
people dress and undress, though?
"What's the matter?"
The tailor blinked.  "Perhaps I could supply you 
with a pair of underpants, sir?"
"What?  Oh...oh, no.  I like not wearing any.  Makes 
me feel a bit reckless." Tom grinned.
The Cardassian nodded at this and then began to 
examine the pants.  He spoke under his breath, but 
quite clearly, in a rather submissive manner.  "I can 
certainly understand your position, but it *does* make 
such incidents as a ripped pair of pants rather more
'revealing', shall we say, than would normally occur."
Tom considered this, then grunted. "Yeah, but I don't 
have anything I'm ashamed of."
The tailor's looked up at this and those gray-blue 
eyes gleamed quite wickedly.  "Yes, I noticed."
That look made Tom feel warm and strange, so he 
just pointed at his pants by waving his phaser and 
said, "How long will this take?  I've only got a few 
hours before I need to report in, and I was still hoping 
to have a drink, maybe enjoy a nice holosuite program
before shipping out."
The tailor considered this and dismissed the torn fabric 
as if it wasn't even ripped.  "Not long.  And I insist that 
you let me buy you a drink before you leave."
"Look..." Tom sighed.  "I don't even know your name."
The tailor gave him a half-bow from his position and told 
him. "My friends call me Garak."
"Garak."
"At your...*service*."  Garak's lips curled into a 
very sensuous smile.
Tom frowned.  Was this Cardassian coming on to 
him?  To *him*?  Not that he was some uptight 
hetero asshole, but a *Cardassian*?  He blinked 
and noticed that this Cardassian had a huge bulge 
in the front of his trousers.  Clearly he found him 
attractive.  He considered this.
It had been a long time.  Well, not *that* long, but 
Tom didn't count the barter-fucks he'd done in that 
New Zealand prison as sex.  It had been a long time 
since he'd chosen and a long time since he'd been given 
the choice.  He'd been thinking of a holosuite and some
exotic program, but that would cost him credits he 
couldn't really afford and what could be more exotic 
than fucking a Cardassian?  He'd been fucked over by 
them in the past.  This could be one way of getting his 
own back.  Just the thought was incredibly exciting,
making his dick start to tingle.
"At my...*service*?"  Asked.
"Completely."  Answered.
Tom frowned, looking around the room.  "I...This 
isn't..."
Garak seemed to come alive.  He stacked one 
materials box on top of another, making a sturdy 
waist-high surface, then, without preamble, 
undid his pants and revealed his gray leathery 
skin and large, thick club of an erection.  Tom 
just stared.  This guy was huge!
Garak bent over the boxes, displaying his leathery 
ass and the small opening that made Tom swallow.  
"I don't have any lube or anything," he murmured.
Garak shuddered.  "You'll find it won't be necessary...
but even if that weren't true, I'd want you to take me 
just this way.  Now stop talking and take me, human!"
Paris swallowed again, his dick suddenly so hard 
he could pound nails with it.  The tailor's voice had 
gotten demanding.  How dare he?  He suddenly took 
the phaser and pressed himself against Garak's back, 
putting the phaser against his ear.
"Come again, Cardassian?"
"Oh..." Garak moaned, clearly turned on by being 
dominated.  "I...said, please sir...please."
"Please what?"
"Please fuck me."
"That's better," Tom drawled, now reaching down 
with his free hand to hold his cock and start to rub 
the head against Garak's puckered gray hole.  The 
tailor moaned and pushed back.  "Did I say you could 
move, mother fucker?"
Garak shook his head. "No.  I...I beg forgiveness, sir.  
Please let me show you how sorry I am."  He sounded 
breathless.
Tom felt himself growing painfully hard and shook 
his head.  His voice was thick and tight.  "No deal!  
Now grab that box and take it.  I'm going to fuck you 
raw."
"Oh, oh, yes, sir!  Don't hurt me, sir!"
"Shut up!"  
He slapped Garak on one side, phaser still in 
hand.  Then as the Cardassian was shaking
his head, ears ringing, Tom plunged his leaking 
cock hard up his ass.  "OH!"
"Shut up, I said!  Did I say you could talk,  you 
piece of slimy shit?"
"No, sir..." Garak sobbed.  "I'm so sorry..."
"Damn straight, now shut the fuck up!"
Then there was nothing, but the sounds of grunting 
and the slight thump of Tom's knees against the box.  
He clenched the phaser against Garak's now-bleeding 
ear and recklessly shoved his dick harder and harder, 
deeper and deeper up his ass.  He'd been right, he noted
abstractly.  The Cardassians passage was slick, as if 
he'd been prepared in advance.
Could it be?  No, not for him, Tom thought as 
he continued to thrust in and out of Garak's tight 
ass.  He suddenly growled and moved to shove 
the phaser tight against the bruising ear.  "Who 
were you waiting for, Garak?"
"What?" the tailor sounded dazed by the question.  
His ear was throbbing, his ass was burning with 
the thick invader that kept pressing in and out and 
he'd bitten his cheek inside when Tom had slapped 
him with the phaser.  He found it hard to think.  Plus, 
his own untouched cock was leaking oily sperm all 
over the box, a hard, aching club of flesh that longed 
for release.
He was slapped for his question.  "Your ass was 
ready to be fucked, you lying sack of shit...who was 
going to fuck you?  Who?"
"That would be me."
Tom pulled out so quickly that Garak reeled.  A young, 
dark-skinned, black-haired man stood at the curtained 
opening.  He stepped in and closed the curtain behind him.
"What's going on here?"  His voice held a touch of some 
accent and he glared angrily at Garak and his voice got 
quite bitchy.  "For heavens sake, Garak, couldn't you wait? 
Aren't I enough anymore?"
Garak stood up stiffly, a bit of blood now 
trickling from his ear and faced their intruder.  
"Julian...forgive me.  I--"
"You were hoping I'd walk in, hell -- you 
*knew* I would!  Now...who the hell is this?"
Tom drew in a breath, realizing what was going 
on now, but not particularly pleased.  It seemed 
*he* was the one who'd gotten fucked...and royally!  
Chances were he'd wind up without anything he 
intended for that night.  Not an exotic holosuite 
encounter.  Not even a pleasant orgasm since he'd 
have to jack-off to be able to get his pants back on
and...damn!  His pants!
"I'm Tom Paris, whoever you are, and you 
interrupted my session with Garak here.  He
invited me, I didn't force him, and I'd thank 
you to leave."
Julian laughed, a short humorless chuckle and 
his dark eyes got a dangerous look. "Leave?  
Hardly.  I plan on joining you."
"Joining?  But Julian--"
"Shut up, Garak!  If this is what you want now, 
if this sort of abuse is what appeals to you then 
shut the fuck up and Tom and I will give it to 
you."  As he spoke, Julian was removing his 
clothing.
Paris and Garak both noticed how swollen Julian's 
cock was.  He wasn't large, but he was uncut and 
his cock was shiny-wet with pre-cum.  Once nude, 
he went to the other side of the boxes and, without 
looking at Garak, nodded at Tom.  "Go on, fuck the 
shit out of him.  He likes it, don't you, Garak?"
Garak didn't even argue, merely bent back over the 
boxes and presented his ass once more to Paris.  He 
put his head down, but Julian grabbed him by the hair 
and lifted his head up, pressing his leaking cock against 
his cheek and nose.
"I didn't say you could just lay there and enjoy being 
fucked.  If this is what you want, this is what you get.  
Now...suck me, Garak, suck me like you're life depends 
on it, because--"
"Because it does, you piece of shit," Tom growled, 
sinking in deep again and taking up the slack for the 
slim young Julian as he shoved the phaser back against 
Garak's ear.
The only sound that escaped from Garak's lips was a 
little moan of pleasure as he wrapped his lips around 
the wet, straining dick before him and began to suck it 
like he hadn't eaten for days and the only food around 
was the come from Julian's balls.  He could feel the
deep and wonderful plowing Tom was giving him and 
swooned.  He sucked on Julian even harder now, his 
long tongue slipping past his lips to lave the musky balls 
that held his late-night treat.
Julian was surprised to find himself near bursting already.  
The sight of Garak, *his* Garak, being royally reamed out 
by the slim-hipped, blue-eyed Adonis had made his cock
stiffen in his trousers.  He'd stood there for a while, just 
watching and listening until he'd seen his chance to join in.  He
was also a tiny bit jealous, but he'd already forgiven Garak.  One
of Garak's tongue-baths was more than enough to make him forgive him
anything.
"Let me go, damn you!"  He grabbed Garak's head and 
withdrew, shooting his thick pearls of cream all over his 
lover's face.  He could barely catch his breath, only barely 
hearing Garak moaning with equal parts pleasure and disap-
pointment.  But the sudden squeal he made caused Julian to 
open his eyes.
Garak couldn't help the sound as Tom pulled out of him 
and grabbed him by the shoulders, pushing him down to 
his knees.  He looked up at Tom with his come-covered 
face and Paris just grinned.
"Since you like sucking, then suck me."
Those gray-blue eyes looked up at him, then at his thick, 
red rod.  It was shiny with the moisture from inside him.  
It had just been inside his rectum...this thought made him
swoon, but Paris didn't allow his withdrawal.  "I said, 
suck me, dammit!"
He grabbed him by the hair and his sticky face was pressed 
against that red angry monster.  Garak obediently opened his 
mouth.  "That's more like it.  Now suck it good until I come."
With a quiet moan of ecstasy, Garak latched onto Tom's 
swollen dick.  That was all it took.  Paris had been holding 
back for a while now and just the sight of the pliant
Cardassian servicing him shot him over the edge.  His 
sperm began pumping forcefully down Garak's throat and 
Garak vacuumed every last drop out.  It was bliss for them 
both, made heaven as suddenly Garak pressed his lower 
belly and his overexcited cock began to shoot his thick, 
heavy sperm all over Tom's lower legs.
Several moments of breathlessness and then gasping 
sounds.  Julian spoke first.  "Well, was that what you 
wanted, Garak?"
To Tom's surprise, the young man's voice sounded dull, 
flat with the repression of his feelings.  When he opened 
his eyes, Julian tossed him a piece of damp fabric and 
Tom took it.  As he wiped his legs, he couldn't help but 
notice the tears that came to Garak's eyes.  The Cardassian 
made his way on his knees to the Human.
"Oh, Julian...I don't know what I'm looking for when I have 
you..."
He wrapped his arms around Bashir's legs and buried his 
face against his now-covered thighs.  Julian looked up at 
Tom.  His eyes held an inquiry.  Paris found his voice again.
"I came in here because my pants were ripped.  He didn't 
fix them yet."
Bashir looked disgusted, but not at Tom.  He pointed. "In 
that drawer.  You'll find folded pairs of Starfleet-issue 
trousers."
Tom looked.  Sure enough, the drawer held a stack of 
neatly folded brand-new trousers.  He frowned at Bashir.
"You're about my size, maybe a bit larger around the 
waist." Julian sighed, then added off-handedly, "But you're 
pale and you have blue eyes."  He looked down at the 
weeping Garak and sighed again.  "He's got a sort of...fetish 
for pale-skinned men with blue eyes, you see.  I know he 
loves me, but..."
"You could have cosmetic surgery." Tom suggested 
as he shrugged the pants on.
Julian's voice was quiet and sorrowful.  "Then it 
wouldn't be me, would it?  Never mind.  You go 
on.  This was...nice."
Nice.  That's not how Tom would think of it.  It had 
been intense and thrilling.  He no longer felt antipathy 
toward Cardassians.  Some of the forced encounters 
he'd endured in prison were fading thanks to this brief, 
but satisfying fantasy fulfilled.  But while he'd been
slaying his demons, someone else was just facing 
their own.  He looked at Julian once more before he 
stepped out.
"Thanks, Julian.  Take care of yourself."  He tilted 
his head.  "Take care of him."
Julian smiled. "I will.  Go on, Tom.  You take care 
of yourself, too."
Paris tucked his phaser into his waistband and left.
"Oh, Garak," Julian sighed, then got to his knees to 
embrace his long-time lover.  "Whatever will I do 
with you?"
"You're far too good for me, dear Julian.  I'm a pathetic 
old man, enslaved to my passions, out of control, unable 
to appreciate what I've got.  You're far too good for me."
Julian's fingers were gentle as he stroked the tears 
from Garak's face, before dipping his head to kiss 
him tenderly.  "You're right, Garak.  You are out of 
control."
Their kiss went on for a long time and soon both
men were breathing fast again, before they pulled 
apart.  Blue-gray eyes met dark brown ones.
"And I think I wouldn't want you any other way."
        THE END 
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